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Shakespeare's Fools: Touchstone in As You Like It 
From The Fools of Shakespeare by Frederick Warde. London:  McBride, Nast & company.
  
"A Worthy Fool" 
  
To term Touchstone a clown, as he is called 
in the cast of characters of "As You Like 
It," seems to me both a misnomer and an injustice. 
His knowledge, his wisdom, his wit and his faculty - 
of observation, raise him far above the condition 
that such a term would imply. 
  
Fool to the court of The Duke, whose dukedom 
is not named, the character of Touchstone is a 
most positive and complete conception of the 
mediaeval jester, and he more fully realizes the 
accomplishments essential to that office, as described by Viola in the "Twelfth Night," than any other of the motley-minded gentlemen that 
the poet has created. 
  
He is a man of considerable learning, his wit is 
never lacking in wisdom, he chooses the object of 
his jests with prudence, the time with discretion, the matter with judgment, and he is never at a 
loss for a reply that is apt and to the point. 
  
Touchstone scorns mere persiflage, is happily 
free from the punning habit, and is seldom a corrupter of words; he makes his jests by logical deductions, with a good premise, a sound argument, and a positive conclusion. 
  
This same happy quality may be found in his 
encounters with the gentlemen of the court, the 
ladies in their disguises, the simple shepherds in 
the forest, and with the grave philosopher Jaques; 
indeed, it is the latter gentleman who most accurately summarizes the accomplishments, and gives 
the keynote to the jester's character, when he presents him to the Duke: "Is not this a rare fellow, 
good my lord? he is as good at anything, and yet 
a fool." 
  
The wit of Touchstone does not scintillate, but burns with a steady flame; it is not like the sparks 
that fly from the contact of tempered steel, but the bright and ruddy glow that radiates from 
molten metal in the crucible. It is sententious rather than brilliant, more philosophic than frivolous, and invariably epigrammatic. His hutpor 
is never malicious, nor his satire bitter; he shoots his wit at every mark that presents itself, but his 
shafts are harmless; they have no barb and leave 
no sting. 
  
Touchstone is not a buffoon, he does not play 
practical jests nor indulge in such pranks as did 
that "mad rogue" Yorick. Had it been. Touchstone in the churchyard at Elsinore when the sexton was digging a grave, he would not have poured 
a flagon of wine over the old grave-digger's head; he would probably have leaned against one of the 
old yew trees, watched the proceedings with quiet 
reflection, and if the old sexton had advanced any 
of his socialistic theories, the jester would have 
argued the matter to the end, and no doubt have 
beaten him on his own proposition. 
  
There are no demonstrations or expressions of affection by Touchstone, as by the fool in "King 
Lear," yet he is not lacking in loyalty; he leaves 
the court of Duke Frederick to follow the fortunes of Celia, the Duke's daughter, out of sincere 
regard, running the risk of the Duke's displeasure and probably of punishment if discovered; he accepts the fatigues of the journey and the discomforts of life in the forest of Arden without hesitation or complaint; he readily adapts himself to 
his new environment, keeps his own counsel, as well as that of his mistress, and holds the secret 
of the disguises of Celia and Rosalind inviolate.
  
 
My first acquaintance with Touchstone was 
made many years ago, at Manchester, in England. 
A very elaborate production of "As You Like It" 
was presented at the Prince's Theater there. I 
played the part of Orlando to the Rosalind of that 
beautiful and incomparable actress, Miss Adelaide 
Neilson. Mr. Compton was the fool. I cannot 
imagine a more adequate and effective performance 
of the part than Mr. Compton gave; his quaint 
personality, his unctuous humor, his artistic instinct, added to his ripe experience, combined to 
present a complete embodiment of the poet's design. The mobility of his features reflected the 
spirit of every line he uttered; and though he seldom smiled, under the gravity of his expression 
you seemed to feel there was the keenest appreciation of the humor of the occasion, which laughter 
would have failed to convey. 
The memory of Mr. Compton's performance 
will ever remain with me as the living embodiment 
of Touchstone. 
  
It is a pleasing pastime to conjure up in one's 
mind the pictures that Shakespeare has drawn, and 
give them vitality, form and color. I have endeavored to imagine the scene of the first meeting 
of Touchstone with the gloomy philosopher Jaques, in the forest, as described by that eccentric gentleman. 
A fool, a fool! I met a fool i' the forest, 
A motley fool! - a miserable world!  
As I do live by food, I met a fool  
Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun 
And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good terms,  
In good set terms, and yet a motley fool. 
 
The description is brief, but it suggests to the imagination a scene of rare sylvan beauty, and 
striking human contrast. An opening in the trees 
where the sun, unimpeded by the heavy foliage of 
the deep forest brightens the landscape, and the 
atmosphere is redolent with the fragrance of the 
wildwood flowers. The bees are humming drowsily, the birds flit by on speedy wings to reach their 
nests, and from their leafy homes trill out their 
joy in sweetest melody. Touchstone is lying upon the soft green turf; he imagines himself to 
be alone, unseen, unheard. He is soliloquizing, speaking his thoughts aloud, as many thinkers do, 
possibly contrasting the beauties of nature with which he is environed, with the frowns of fortune 
that have banished his mistress and himself from the luxurious life of the court to the plain, homely 
existence in the primitive forest. But he is not alone. Jaques, wandering through the forest, observes the motley figure reclining on the ground, and hearing his voice but seeing no auditor, stops and listens. Noting his motley coat, Jaques at 
first takes the fellow for an ordinary fool, for 
which most people at that time, including Shakespeare himself, had a profound contempt; but 
Touchstone's railing is no ordinary abuse; it is in such "good terms," such "good set terms," 
that the philosopher not only stops to listen to 
"the motley fool," but is so entertained that he 
finally accosts, and greets him with a salutation 
that invites conference. 
  
 
After the greeting there is another picture. The 
background is the same, but the figures have 
changed their position. The fool is still lying 
upon the ground, now alert and responsive; while 
Jaques has found the trunk of a friendly tree, 
against which he leans in contemplative curiosity. 
  
It would be interesting to hear the whole of the 
dialogue between the recumbent fool and the 
standing philosopher; but the dramatist was too 
wise to make such an error of construction. He 
gives us the main points and leaves the rest to the 
imagination. That Touchstone was fully equal 
to the occasion, and "vented from the strange 
places in his brain, crammed with observation, 
mangled forms" that impressed and astonished 
"Good Monsieur Melancholy," is proved by the 
fact that the latter's usual gravity is changed to 
the broadest merriment, culminating in his expressed desire to emulate the province of the 
clown. 
O that I were a fool!  
I am ambitious for a motley coat. 
 
But to return to that portion of this interesting interview the poet has given us. It is narrated 
by Jaques himself: 
"Good morrow, fool," quoth I. "No, sir," quoth he,  
"Call me not fool till heaven hath sent me fortune."  
And then he drew a dial from his poke,  
And looking on it with lack-lustre eye,  
Says very wisely, "It is ten o'clock;  
Thus may we see," quoth he, "how the world wags.  
'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine,  
And after one hour more 'twill be eleven;  
And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe,  
And then from hour to hour we rot and rot;  
And thereby hangs a tale." When I did hear  
The motley fool thus moral on the time,  
My lungs began to crow like chanticleer,  
That fools should be so deep-contemplative,  
And I did laugh sans intermission  
An hour by his dial. - O noble fool!  
A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear. 
 
We are not informed of the effect of the interview on Touchstone but, doubtless, like a good 
soldier that appreciates a foeman worthy of his 
steel, he esteemed the philosopher the more after 
the combat of their wits. 
  
Henry Giles, in his "Human Life of Shakespeare," calls Touchstone "The Hamlet of motley," and finds "a sadness in his jests" and "in his 
mockery seem(s) to hear echoes from a solitary heart." He epigrammatically summarizes the 
character as follows: "He is a thinker out of place, 
a philosopher in mistaken vesture, a genius by 
nature, an outcast by destiny." It may be presumption on my part to differ from so distinguished an authority, but, while I approve the 
application of the term "Hamlet of motley" as justified by Touchstone's analogy to the Danish 
prince in his reflective philosophy on the mutability of life, I fail to find any evidence of "sadness 
in his jests" or the "echoes from a solitary heart" 
in his sentiments or conduct. As I have before 
observed, his jests are not frivolous, but they are 
characteristic of the man, quaint and sententious, 
and never lacking in humor.
   On the arrival of 
the fool in the forest of Arden, with Celia and 
Rosalind, he jests at the love tale which he and 
the ladies overhear Sylvius relate to Corin, and 
burlesques the amatory verses that Orlando has 
written to Rosalind. He meets and courts Audrey, the country wench, with the usual attentions 
and compliments of a lover in his station, and in 
the third act arranges to marry her; in fact, he 
would have done so, but for the advice of Jaques, 
who urges him to postpone the ceremony till a 
more favorable opportunity. This opportunity 
presents itself at the conclusion of the play, and 
Touchstone is there with his sweetheart, eager, as 
he declares, to "swear and forswear, according as 
marriage binds." These conditions do not seem 
to indicate a solitary heart. As to Mr. Giles's 
final summary of Touchstone's character, his genius I admit; but a thinker is never out of place: 
there is no distinctive vesture for a philosopher: 
and the jester to so important a personage as the 
Duke can scarcely be termed an outcast. 
  
It would seem by the initial appearance of 
Touchstone that Shakespeare intended to represent him as the ordinary type of "a dull fool," and 
later endowed him with the wealth of wit and wisdom that has so enriched the character, and 
made it so conspicuous in the comedy. 
This has caused so eminent an authority as Dr. Furness to conclude that Shakespeare intended to 
present two separate and distinct characters: an 
ordinary "roynish clown" or "clownish fool," as 
he is called in the first act, and the keen and witty 
philosopher, the "worthy fool" we find in the 
later acts. 
Again, I am compelled to differ with a distinguished scholar. 
  
I can find nothing inconsistent in the character. In the first act, Touchstone's jests are light and 
frivolous, but in perfect keeping with the duties of his office, which were to entertain and amuse 
his master and his household; and even that trifling example of the knight and the pancakes 
is an apt illustration of his argument on "swearing by his honor"; while his sarcastic reference to 
"breaking of ribs" as "sport for ladies" is entirely consistent with his philosophic satire in the later 
acts. 
  
The unities of the character are well preserved, 
and the link connecting Touchstone at the court 
with Touchstone in the forest is clearly defined. 
Rosalind and Celia, having decided to leave the 
court and seek security in the forest, Rosalind 
proposes:
What if we assay'd to steal  
The clownish fool out of your father's court?  
Would he not be a comfort to our travel? 
 
To this proposal Celia eagerly assents: 
He'll go along o'er the wide world with me;  
Leave me alone to woo him. 
 
That her wooing was successful is obvious, for 
the next time we meet them they are at the edge of 
the forest, Touchstone is with them, and like 
themselves wearied by the journey they have 
made. The continuity is complete. The same 
trenchant wit that satirized the "breaking of ribs" 
at the court, humorously exclaims against the 
fatigues of the journey, and the discomforts of 
the forest. 
Ros. O Jupiter! how weary are my spirits!  
Tou. I care not for my spirits, if my legs were not 
weary.  
Cel. I pray you bear with me; I cannot go further.  
Tou. For my part, I had rather bear with you than bear you; yet I should bear no cross if I did bear you, 
for I think you have no money in your purse. 
 
Ros. Well, this is the forest of Arden. 
 
Tou. Ay, now I am in Arden; the more fool I! 
when I was at home, I was in a better place: but 
travelers must be content. 
 
It is obvious to me that the characters developed 
in the mind of the author as he progressed in the 
construction of the play, and however clear may 
have been his first conception of the part, he elaborated and perfected it as the possibilities presented themselves. 
  
Dr. Furness, however, is most emphatic against this view of Shakespeare's methods. He says: "I cannot suppose - it is unthinkable - that from 
the first instant each character was not present before him in perfect symmetry and absolute completeness." 
  
This is the natural point of view of such an accomplished scholar and scientific literary critic as 
Dr. Furness; but Shakespeare had not the Doctor's 
advantages of a systemized education, nor such 
profound literary culture. Shakespeare adopted 
methods of his own, which were at variance with 
conventionality; he discarded the scientific rules 
of construction, followed the natural instincts of 
his own mind, and established a new standard 
of dramatic writing. 
  
Such evidence as we have, indicates that nearly 
all of the poet's play-writing was hastily done, 
and as he then thought, but for temporary use on 
the stage. We have no evidence of revision either 
for publication or for subsequent reproduction, 
but much that justifies the inference that he was 
indifferent to the merits of his dramatic work; 
so that while his plots may have been carefully 
prepared, the characters grew in detailed importance as they developed in the mind of the actor-dramatist, and the construction of the play proceeded. It must also be remembered that Shakespeare worked from more than one point of view; 
he possessed the creative faculty of the author, 
the ideality of the poet, the constructive ability 
of the dramatist, as well as the actor's instinct of 
delineation. This condition I assume to have 
existed in the construction of "As You Like It," 
and the result was the evolution of Touchstone. 
  
The story of the knight and the pancakes, referred to in the foregoing lines, is told by Touchstone in the second scene of the first act; his initial 
appearance in the play. 
  
Rosalind and Celia are in the gardens of the 
Duke's palace, when they are approached by 
Touchstone, who addressing Celia, says: - "Mistress, you must come away to your father." Celia 
responds with the question, "Were you made the messenger?" "No, by mine honor," asserts 
Touchstone, "but I was bid to come for you." 
Honor being a quality with which a fool was not 
supposed to be familiar, his asseveration draws 
from Rosalind the query, "Where learned you that 
oath, fool?" to which Touchstone replies as follows: "Of a certain knight who swore by his 
honor they were good pancakes, and swore by his 
honor the mustard was naught. Now I'll stand 
to it, the pancakes were naught and the mustard was good, and yet was not the knight forsworn." 
  
The ladies at this apparent trifling, grow sarcastic, Celia asking, "How prove you that in the 
great heap of your knowledge?" Rosalind 
echoes her cousin's sentiment by adding, "Ay, marry, now unmuzzle your wisdom." For answer, Touchstone requests the ladies, "Stand you 
both forth now; stroke your chins, and swear by your beards that I am a knave." The ladies do 
as requested, passing their hands over their faces, Celia exclaiming, "By our beards, if we had them, 
thou art." Touchstone concludes the story and the argument by asserting: "By my knavery, if 
I had it, then I were; but if you swear by that that 
is not, you are not forsworn. No more was this 
knight, swearing by his honor, for he never had 
any; or if he had, he had sworn it away before 
ever he saw those pancakes or that mustard." 
  
Learning from the fool that the story has reference to a friend of her father, Celia threatens 
him with the whip, for "taxation." Touchstone's reply is worthy of the keenest satirist: 
"The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely when wise men do foolishly." 
  
The advent of Le Beau, a courtier, puts an 
end to the discussion. Le Beau invites the ladies to 
see some wrestling, which he terms "good sport," 
and describes with much detail the bouts that have 
already occurred, in which Charles, the champion 
wrestler, has overthrown and broken the ribs of 
three young men, brothers, who have essayed to 
compete with him. Le Beau reports the young 
men as having been apparently fatally injured, 
and that some of the more sympathetic spectators 
have joined the aged father of the boys in his 
lamentations at their hurts. At the conclusion of 
Le Beau's narrative Touchstone gravely inquires, 
"But what is the sport, Monsieur, that the ladies 
have lost?" "Why, this that I speak of," returns 
the courtier. "Thus," replies Touchstone, "men 
may grow wiser every day! It is the first time 
that ever I heard breaking of ribs was sport for 
ladies." 
  
In the early days of my dramatic experience, 
there was an unworthy "gag" introduced into this 
scene by comedians who played Touchstone. At 
the conclusion of the wrestling, which is witnessed 
by the ladies and Touchstone, the champion is 
worsted by Orlando, and thrown senseless to the 
ground. The duke, with whom the wrestler is 
a favorite, inquires with some anxiety, "How 
dost thou, Charles?" in reply to which Le Beau 
should answer, "He cannot speak, my lord." 
Comedians, however, were permitted to appropriate this line and would preface it with the words, 
"He says," making the sentence in its entirety read, "He says he cannot speak, my lord!" 
a poverty-stricken jest of which Touchstone 
would have been incapable. Happily, this "gag" 
is now omitted. 
  
The journey of Rosalind, Celia and Touchstone 
to the forest of Arden has been already referred 
to, together with the latter's witticisms on the 
subject, but there is one passage of the fool's I 
cannot refrain from repeating, "Travelers must 
be content." 
  
Speaking from many years of experience over 
many miles and in many lands, I know of no bit of 
wisdom, wit, or philosophy in the realm of literature that expresses a more emphatic truth than 
those four words of Touchstone. 
  
It is while resting "in the skirt of the forest" 
that the travelers, unperceived, overhear a lover's 
complaint by a young shepherd, Sylvius, to his 
more mature friend Corin. The relation of the 
passion of the young shepherd brings from Rosalind the acknowledgment that she is similarly 
affected; and Touchstone declares he too has suffered, and humorously describes his experiences 
with Jane Smile, concluding with the sage averment: "We that are true lovers run into strange 
capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly." The sentiment 
is approved by Rosalind, who remarks, "Thou speakest wiser than thou art ware of." "Nay," 
modestly replies Touchstone, "I shall ne'er be 
ware of mine own wit till I break my shins against 
it." 
  
Touchstone's adaptability and good nature 
soon make him friends and in the third act we 
find him in pleasant converse with the old shepherd Corin, who evidently has considerable respect 
for him, for he addresses him first as "Master Touchstone" and subsequently as "Sir." Corin's 
homely wit, however, is no match for that of Touchstone, but the latter is compelled, in justice, 
to acknowledge that even in the limited sphere 
of his pastoral life the shrewd observations of the 
old shepherd have made him a natural philosopher. The dialogue is bright and characteristic 
throughout the scene, but the passages quoted below are especially good examples of Touchstone's 
logical reasoning. 
  
Cor. And how like you this shepherd's life, Master 
Touchstone?  
Tou. Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a 
good life; but in respect that it is a shepherd's life, 
it is naught. In respect that it is solitary, I like it 
very well; but in respect that it is private, it is a very 
vile life. Now, in respect it is in the fields, it pleaseth me well; but in respect it is not in the court, it is 
tedious. As it is a spare life, look you, it fits my humor well: but as there is no more plenty in it, it 
goes much against my stomach. - Wast ever at court, 
Shepherd? 
 
Cor. No, truly. 
 
Tou. Then thou art damned. 
 
Cor. For not being at court? Your reason. 
 
Tou. Why, if thou never wast at court, thou never 
saw'st good manners; if thou never saw'st good manners, then thy manners must be wicked; and wickedness is sin, and sin is damnation. 
A little more reasoning, and Corin confesses 
himself unable to cope further with Touchstone: 
Cor. You have too courtly a wit for me; I'll rest. 
 
Tou. Wilt thou rest damned? God help thee, shallow man. If thou be'st not damned for this, the devil 
himself will have no shepherds. 
 
It is evident that at this time Touchstone has 
not yet fallen a victim to the bucolic charms of 
Audrey; for he ridicules, with extemporaneous 
doggerel, the very interesting love verses that 
Rosalind has found hanging on the forest trees, 
and so seriously offends the lady that he is summarily dismissed from her presence. 
  
Shortly after, however, in spite of his sad experience with Jane Smile, we find him paying 
assiduous court to the rustic maiden, Audrey; offering "to fetch up her goats," plying her with 
the usual questions, and awaiting her replies with 
the usual anxiety of a lover; but the court fool's 
language and references to classic Ovid are beyond 
the understanding of the simple country wench, 
who ingenuously asks for further information. 
This is somewhat discouraging to the motley lover, 
and he thus complains: "When a man's verses 
cannot be understood, nor a man's good wit 
seconded with the forward child Understanding, 
it strikes a man more dead than a great reckoning 
in a little room." 
  
He then expresses the wish that the gods had 
made her poetical. This, too, is beyond Audrey's 
comprehension, and she artlessly inquires, "Is it 
honest in deed and word? Is it a true thing?" 
In spite of Touchstone's desire that Audrey should 
be poetical, he has apparently no very exalted 
opinion of poetry, for in reply to her query he 
replies, "No, truly, for the truest poetry is the 
most feigning; and lovers are given to poetry; and 
what they swear in poetry may be said as lovers 
they do feign." 
  
I must confess that I find almost as much difficulty as Audrey in comprehending the argument 
of Touchstone in the following passages.... These words are clear enough, 
even to the simple understanding of Audrey, who 
asks in surprise, "Would you not have me 
honest?" It is Touchstone's reply to this question 
that I find confusing. He evidently has a sincere 
affection for this homely country girl; he admires 
her ingenuous simplicity in spite of her ignorance, 
and his intentions are honorable, for he proposes 
to make her his wife; yet he answers Audrey's 
question, first, with an emphatic negative, "No, 
truly," and then makes the following reservation, 
"Unless thou wert hard favour'd," and gives the 
concluding illogical reason, "For honesty coupled 
to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar."
   
It may be that Touchstone's worldly wisdom sees 
danger in too many virtues, and the honesty of 
Audrey is sufficient attraction without beauty. 
There is a ring of sincerity in Audrey's rejoinder; a note that argues well for harmony, 
and a longer voyage on the sea of matrimony than 
Jaques allots them. Audrey may not be learned 
or poetical, but neither is she shallow nor vain like 
the little shepherdess, Phoebe; she is not coquetting for a compliment, but with refreshing candor 
admits: "Well, I am not fair, and therefore I 
pray the gods to make me honest." I find in Audrey's simple prayer and womanly candor qualities 
indicating that in the choice of a wife Touchstone 
has neither been unwise nor unfortunate. 
  
It would appear that Touchstone had little 
doubt of the success of his suit, for he not only 
tells Audrey that he will marry her, but has anticipated matters by engaging Sir Oliver Martext, 
the vicar of the next village, to meet them "in this 
place in the forest, and to couple us." 
  
That Audrey approves of this hasty wooing is 
evidenced by her characteristically implied consent, "Well, the gods give us joy!" to which 
Touchstone adds, "Amen!" 
  
As the fateful moment approaches, however, 
Touchstone indulges in some self-communion: 
"A man may, if he were of a fearful heart, stagger 
in this attempt; for here we have no temple but 
the wood, no assembly but horn-beasts. But 
what, though? ... Is the single man therefore 
blessed? No; as a walled town is more worthier 
than a village, so is the forehead of a married man 
more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor; 
and by how much defense is better than no skill, 
by so much is a horn more precious than to want." 
Having arrived at this conclusion, Sir Oliver 
Martext having arrived also, Touchstone is anxious that the ceremony shall proceed, and asks of 
the vicar, "Will you despatch us here under the tree, or shall we go with you to your chapel?" 
For reply, the vicar, looking around, asks, "Is there none here to give the woman?" to which the 
fool, who is obviously unfamiliar with the marriage service responds, "I will not take her on gift 
of any man." 
  
As this attitude of Touchstone 
seems liable to postpone indefinitely, if not prevent 
the ceremony altogether, Jaques, who has been listening unobserved to the entire scene, steps forward and offers his services. Having, however, 
acquired a profound respect for Touchstone, and perceiving that he is in earnest in his desire to be 
married to Audrey, Jaques urges him to have the 
ceremony performed in a church by a properly ordained minister, and the appropriate surroundings 
of a gentleman; rather than by a hedge-priest in 
the forest, like a beggar. Touchstone hesitates 
before adopting this course, and Shakespeare has 
put an aside speech into his mouth, which if taken 
seriously would destroy much of our respect for 
him. Some of the commentators have taken it 
seriously, and have deduced the conclusion that 
Touchstone intended to deceive Audrey ; but I cannot think it. Every action of the fool, and every 
other line that the author has given him, expresses 
sincere regard and indicates honorable intentions. 
  
The entire speech seems to me to be the spontaneous expression of the humor of the situation, 
as it appears to the keen sense of our motley 
friend. The subject matter is not new nor the 
treatment of it original. Marriage has been the 
theme of jest at all times, to all conditions of 
people, and Touchstone was too instinctively a 
jester not to appreciate the possibility of a jest, 
even on himself. The lines are as follows: 
(Aside) "I am not in the mind but I were better 
to be married of him than of another, for he is 
not like to marry me well, and not being well 
married, will be a good excuse for me hereafter 
to leave my wife." 
  
However, Touchstone and Audrey accompany 
Jaques to discuss the matter further, leaving the 
despised Sir Oliver in high dudgeon, and without 
a fee. 
Jaques evidently succeeded in convincing 
Touchstone of the propriety of his suggestion, but 
Audrey fails to comprehend the necessity of delay. To her limited understanding, one priest is 
as good as another. In the first scene of the fifth 
act she emphatically expresses her impatience, indicating that she has an opinion, if not a will, of 
her own, and protests, "Faith, the priest was good 
enough, for all the old gentleman's saying." 
Touchstone finds it quite a task for his wit to 
pacify the lady, and is only successful by diverting her attention to the claims of another to her 
affections; a certain forest youth named William. 
It is a shrewd piece of diplomacy on the part of 
the fool, and not new to the world by any means; 
to terminate an argument by changing the subject, and affecting reproach, or of meeting one 
accusation by making another. Audrey, however, 
denies the soft impeachment, and fortunately the 
bucolic gentleman referred to appears most opportunely on the scene. 
  
Touchstone regards the newcomer critically, 
and complacently observes, "It is meat and drink 
to me to see a clown. By my troth, we that have 
good wits have much to answer for; we shall 
be flouting, we cannot hold." 
  
It is a curiously contrasted group we have before us now: The country girl, awkward and 
embarrassed in the presence of her rustic suitor, 
and her court trained lover; the forest youth, ill 
at ease, nervously shifting from one foot to the 
other, as he stands, hat in hand before her; and 
the smug, self-satisfied court fool, who conscious 
of possession, revels in his superiority, and rejoices in the discomfiture of his unsuccessful rival. 
  
With what a delightful assumption of patronage, Touchstone questions the simple William, 
encourages, emboldens, then confuses, and finally 
drives the poor fellow from the field with the most 
terrible threats of disaster and death. The scene 
is rich in comedy, but beneath the surface may be 
appreciated a deep satire on the world. 
  
One passage especially, presents a most wholesome truth, that it is superfluous for me to emphasize, but which I cannot forbear quoting. 
Amongst other questions, Touchstone asks of William, "Art thou wise?" William incautiously replies, "Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit." 
This is Touchstone's opportunity, and he retorts: "Why, thou sayest well. I do now remember a saying, The fool doth think he is wise, but the  
wise man knows himself to be a fool." 
  
Touchstone is now summoned by his "master 
and mistress" (Rosalind, disguised as Ganymede, 
and Celia), who evidently acquaint him of their 
matrimonial intentions, and approve of his; for 
the next time we meet the motley "lover and his 
lass," the former tells her, "To-morrow is the joyful day, Audrey; to-morrow will we be married," 
to which she candidly and sensibly replies, "I do desire it with all my heart; and I hope it is no 
dishonest desire to be a woman of the world." 
  
Audrey's wishes are shortly realized; Rosalind, 
the good fairy, waves her wand, and the forest of 
Arden becomes a veritable Temple of Hymen. 
All differences are adjusted, all wrongs righted, 
and true love receives its reward. It is a joyous 
meeting of their betters, to which Touchstone 
brings his prospective bride, and to which they 
are heralded by Jaques in his characteristic 
fashion: "There is, sure, another flood toward, 
and these couples are coming to the ark! Here 
comes a pair of very strange beasts, which in all 
tongues are called fools." 
  
However, on their appearance he bespeaks a 
welcome for them from the Duke: "Good my 
lord, like this fellow," to which the Duke courteously replies, "I like him very well." 
  
Touchstone's acknowledgment is characteristic, 
if not especially gallant; but his self-abnegation 
is scarcely consistent with his previously expressed 
declaration, that he would not take Audrey "on 
gift of any man." However, his concluding epigram is convincing, and his metaphor perfect: 
"God 'ield you, sir! I desire of you the like. I 
press in here, sir, amongst the rest of the country 
copulatives, to swear and forswear, according as 
marriage binds and blood breaks. A poor virgin, 
sir, an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine own; a 
poor humor of mine, sir, to take that that no 
man else will. Rich honesty dwells like a miser, 
sir, in a poor house, as your pearl in your foul 
oyster." 
  
The completeness of the character of Touchstone is achieved in his last scene.... Here Touchstone is in his element. Surrounded by persons who understand his office and 
can appreciate his wit, he appears at his best. The various accomplishments by which he claims 
the title of a courtier, are irresistibly amusing, 
and the humor may be applied to some modern 
views on gallantry, as well as to mediaeval standards of courtesy. 
 
  
How to cite this article:
  
Warde, Frederick. The Fools of Shakespeare. London:  McBride, Nast & company, 1915. Shakespeare Online. 2 Aug. 2011. (date when you accessed the information) < http://www.shakespeare-online.com/plays/asu/touchstone.html >. 
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