ACT V SCENE II | The forest. | |
[Enter ORLANDO and OLIVER] |
ORLANDO | Is't possible that on so little acquaintance you |
| should like her? that but seeing you should love |
| her? and loving woo? and, wooing, she should |
| grant? and will you persever to enjoy her? |
OLIVER | Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the |
| poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden |
| wooing, nor her sudden consenting; but say with me, |
| I love Aliena; say with her that she loves me; |
| consent with both that we may enjoy each other: it |
| shall be to your good; for my father's house and all |
| the revenue that was old Sir Rowland's will I |
| estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd. | 12 |
ORLANDO | You have my consent. Let your wedding be to-morrow: |
| thither will I invite the duke and all's contented |
| followers. Go you and prepare Aliena; for look |
| you, here comes my Rosalind. |
[Enter ROSALIND] |
ROSALIND | God save you, brother. |
OLIVER | And you, fair sister. |
[Exit] |
ROSALIND | O, my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee |
| wear thy heart in a scarf! | 20 |
ORLANDO | It is my arm. |
ROSALIND | I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws |
| of a lion. |
ORLANDO | Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady. |
ROSALIND | Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to |
| swoon when he showed me your handkerchief? |
ORLANDO | Ay, and greater wonders than that. |
ROSALIND | O, I know where you are: nay, 'tis true: there was |
| never any thing so sudden but the fight of two rams |
| and Caesar's thrasonical brag of 'I came, saw, and | 30 |
| overcame:' for your brother and my sister no sooner |
| met but they looked, no sooner looked but they |
| loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner |
| sighed but they asked one another the reason, no |
| sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy; |
| and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs |
| to marriage which they will climb incontinent, or |
| else be incontinent before marriage: they are in |
| the very wrath of love and they will together; clubs |
| cannot part them. |
ORLANDO | They shall be married to-morrow, and I will bid the | 40 |
| duke to the nuptial. But, O, how bitter a thing it |
| is to look into happiness through another man's |
| eyes! By so much the more shall I to-morrow be at |
| the height of heart-heaviness, by how much I shall |
| think my brother happy in having what he wishes for.
|
ROSALIND | Why then, to-morrow I cannot serve your turn for Rosalind? |
ORLANDO | I can live no longer by thinking. |
ROSALIND | I will weary you then no longer with idle talking. |
| Know of me then, for now I speak to some purpose, |
| that I know you are a gentleman of good conceit: I |
| speak not this that you should bear a good opinion |
| of my knowledge, insomuch I say I know you are; |
| neither do I labour for a greater esteem than may in |
| some little measure draw a belief from you, to do | 55 |
| yourself good and not to grace me. Believe then, if |
| you please, that I can do strange things: I have, |
| since I was three year old, conversed with a |
| magician, most profound in his art and yet not |
| damnable. If you do love Rosalind so near the heart |
| as your gesture cries it out, when your brother | 60 |
| marries Aliena, shall you marry her: I know into |
| what straits of fortune she is driven; and it is |
| not impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient |
| to you, to set her before your eyes tomorrow human |
| as she is and without any danger. |
ORLANDO | Speakest thou in sober meanings? |
ROSALIND | By my life, I do; which I tender dearly, though I |
| say I am a magician. Therefore, put you in your |
| best array: bid your friends; for if you will be |
| married to-morrow, you shall, and to Rosalind, if you will. | 70 |
[Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE] |
| Look, here comes a lover of mine and a lover of hers. |
PHEBE | Youth, you have done me much ungentleness, |
| To show the letter that I writ to you. |
ROSALIND | I care not if I have: it is my study |
| To seem despiteful and ungentle to you: |
| You are there followed by a faithful shepherd; |
| Look upon him, love him; he worships you. |
PHEBE | Good shepherd, tell this youth what 'tis to love. |
SILVIUS | It is to be all made of sighs and tears; |
| And so am I for Phebe. | 80 |
PHEBE | And I for Ganymede. |
ORLANDO | And I for Rosalind. |
ROSALIND | And I for no woman. |
SILVIUS | It is to be all made of faith and service; |
| And so am I for Phebe. |
PHEBE | And I for Ganymede. |
ORLANDO | And I for Rosalind. |
ROSALIND | And I for no woman. |
SILVIUS | It is to be all made of fantasy, |
| All made of passion and all made of wishes, | 90 |
| All adoration, duty, and observance, |
| All humbleness, all patience and impatience, |
| All purity, all trial, all observance; |
| And so am I for Phebe. |
PHEBE | And so am I for Ganymede. |
ORLANDO | And so am I for Rosalind. |
ROSALIND | And so am I for no woman. |
PHEBE | If this be so, why blame you me to love you? |
SILVIUS | If this be so, why blame you me to love you? |
ORLANDO | If this be so, why blame you me to love you? | 100 |
ROSALIND | Who do you speak to, 'Why blame you me to love you?' |
ORLANDO | To her that is not here, nor doth not hear. |
ROSALIND | Pray you, no more of this; 'tis like the howling |
| of Irish wolves against the moon. |
[To SILVIUS] |
| I will help you, if I can: |
[To PHEBE] |
| I would love you, if I could. To-morrow meet me all together. |
[To PHEBE] |
| I will marry you, if ever I marry woman, and I'll be |
| married to-morrow: |
[To ORLANDO] |
| I will satisfy you, if ever I satisfied man, and you |
| shall be married to-morrow: |
[To SILVIUS] |
| I will content you, if what pleases you contents |
| you, and you shall be married to-morrow. |
[To ORLANDO] |
| As you love Rosalind, meet: |
[To SILVIUS] |
| as you love Phebe, meet: and as I love no woman, |
| I'll meet. So fare you well: I have left you commands. | 115 |
SILVIUS | I'll not fail, if I live. |
PHEBE | Nor I. |
ORLANDO | Nor I. |
[Exeunt] |