| ACT III SCENE V  | Another room in LEONATO'S house. |   | 
|   | Enter LEONATO, with DOGBERRY and VERGES. |   | 
| LEONATO  | What would you with me, honest neighbour? |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | Marry, sir, I would have some confidence with you |   | 
|   | that decerns you nearly. |   | 
| LEONATO  | Brief, I pray you; for you see it is a busy time with me. | 
| DOGBERRY  | Marry, this it is, sir. |   | 
| VERGES  | Yes, in truth it is, sir. |   | 
| LEONATO  | What is it, my good friends? |  8 |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | Goodman Verges, sir, speaks a little off the |   | 
|   | matter: an old man, sir, and his wits are not so | 
|   | blunt as, God help, I would desire they were; but, |   | 
|   | in faith, honest as the skin between his brows. |   | 
| VERGES  | Yes, I thank God I am as honest as any man living |   | 
|   | that is an old man and no honester than I. |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | Comparisons are odorous: palabras, neighbour Verges. | 
| LEONATO  | Neighbours, you are tedious. |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the |   | 
|   | poor duke's officers; but truly, for mine own part, |   | 
|   | if I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in |   | 
|   | my heart to bestow it all of your worship. |  21 | 
| LEONATO  | All thy tediousness on me, ah? |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | Yea, an 'twere a thousand pound more than 'tis; for |   | 
|   | I hear as good exclamation on your worship as of any |   | 
|   | man in the city; and though I be but a poor man, I |   | 
|   | am glad to hear it. | 
| VERGES  | And so am I. |   | 
| LEONATO  | I would fain know what you have to say. |   | 
| VERGES  | Marry, sir, our watch to-night, excepting your |   | 
|   | worship's presence, ha' ta'en a couple of as arrant |   | 
|   | knaves as any in Messina. |  31 | 
| DOGBERRY  | A good old man, sir; he will be talking: as they |   | 
|   | say, when the age is in, the wit is out: God help |   | 
|   | us! it is a world to see. Well said, i' faith, |   | 
|   | neighbour Verges: well, God's a good man; an two men |   | 
|   | ride of a horse, one must ride behind. An honest | 
|   | soul, i' faith, sir; by my troth he is, as ever |   | 
|   | broke bread; but God is to be worshipped; all men |   | 
|   | are not alike; alas, good neighbour! |   | 
| LEONATO  | Indeed, neighbour, he comes too short of you. |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | Gifts that God gives. |  41 | 
| LEONATO  | I must leave you. |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | One word, sir: our watch, sir, have indeed |   | 
|   | comprehended two aspicious persons, and we would |   | 
|   | have them this morning examined before your worship. |   | 
| LEONATO  | Take their examination yourself and bring it me: I | 
|   | am now in great haste, as it may appear unto you. |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | It shall be suffigance. |   | 
| LEONATO  | Drink some wine ere you go: fare you well. |   | 
|   | Enter a Messenger. |   | 
| Messenger  | My lord, they stay for you to give your daughter to |   | 
|   | her husband. |  50 | 
| LEONATO  | I'll wait upon them: I am ready. |   | 
|   | Exeunt LEONATO and Messenger. |   | 
| DOGBERRY  | Go, good partner, go, get you to Francis Seacole; |   | 
|   | bid him bring his pen and inkhorn to the gaol: we |   | 
|   | are now to examination these men. |   | 
| VERGES  | And we must do it wisely. | 
| DOGBERRY  | We will spare for no wit, I warrant you; here's |   | 
|   | that shall drive some of them to a non-come: only |   | 
|   | get the learned writer to set down our |   | 
|   | excommunication and meet me at the gaol. |   | 
|   | Exeunt |   |